Page Hits

"Kaaren....Sissy Kaaren....is that you? What brings you to Washington?"
"Oh.....I didn't expect to meet anyone I knew....I'm just waiting here till they call me in to testify...."
"Testify? About what Kaaren?"
"Well I've been getting a lot of page hits from Ukraine lately and congress wants to know why!!!!"
"So why do you think they're visiting your blog Kaaren?"
"Probably because there are horny people everywhere....what other possible reason could there be?"