Damn It Dee!!!

"Damn it Dee.....I had this bench built out here.....they used wood from an old German forest.....they used nails forged by a Shaman.....they had a coven of witches cast a spell....and still I go out and sit on it and nothing happens....maybe the bench thinks I'm already enough of a girl....really....at this point there's not much left to change....maybe the magic just decided it just wasn't worth it...."
"But Kaaren.....just look at yourself....it changed you!!!!"
"Dee sweetie....I looked like this when I came out here...."