First Date

"Oh my god....it's getting all over your dress....I'm so sorry!!!"
"Don't be....it's perfectly alright!"
"You don't mind?"
"Of course not...."
"Wow...thank you...."
"I don't mind because you're going to lick up every last drop!!!"
"What....me....I don't...."
"NOW!!!"
"Yes Ma'am!!!!"