When The Circus Came to Town

When the circus came to town...

And everyone came to see the show....
 The children were thrilled by the lights....
The bearded lady, strong man and  the dwarf
Were just a few of the sights....

Cotton Candy was dinner today...
Under the bright circus tents...
You could see almost anything ...
And all it cost was five cents!!!!

The leopard woman of Africa...
Looked like last years trapeze star...
But how could that be after we learn
That she's an orphan from Zanzibar!!!!

The side show was abuzz
With so many strange things to see....
The wolf boy raised in the wild...
The Siamese twins from Fiji!!!!

And then on the stage
The snake handler stood
Her python wrapping around her
Like every man wished he ciuld!!!"

And then the sword swallower
Showed what she could do
The men were amazed
And so angry too!!!

They turned to their wives
Their eyes filled with fire!!!!
If she can swallow that
Then you're just a liar!!!!

From that day on
It was always said
The women cursed the circus
Every time they gave head!!!!

And so it went on
From that day till now
When their husbands came home
The women knew how...

And they prayed as they swallowed
Even the biggest of men
That that circus would never
Come to town again!!!!