Failure

"I don't know Lucinda, he's a failure as a husband, he's a failure in his career, he's truly a failure in bed with that tiny little clit between his legs....I guess he's just a failure as a man....don't you agree?"
"Yes Ma'am he's entirely useless..."
"Well maybe....why don't you take over for me Lucinda....let's see if we can make a decent maid out of him....I'm placing him under your supervision....take him downtown and have him fitted for his lingerie and uniforms..."
"Right away Ma'am....it will be my pleasure to whip him into shape!!!"
"Thank you Lucinda...."
"No Ma'am....thank you!!!!"