Best Laid Plans

He had planned it so carefully....the long search for the right church.....
For the right priest who didn't object....
For the right dress that brought out the woman in him....
For the perfect place to have the Honeymoon they had dreamed of....
How could he have known that Italy wasn't going to be such a great place to be in April...
No guests, church closed, dressmakers unavailable for last minute alterations....
But his future bride was here with him and she insisted that he wear the gown before she took him to bed and deflowered him.....