Got To Be

"Now that Mom's gone to live with Uncle Ted we're the women in charge here Daddy....and this is just the way it's got to be....."
"But...."
"Oh yes.....by tomorrow we want all that icky body hair gone and we'll pick out some pretty things for you to wear....."
"But....."
"Once we've got you shaved, caged and dressed, Mom says that maybe she will move back in....."
"Really....."
"Oh and of course Uncle Ted would move in too...."