Diversity Training

"Welcome to your company mandated Diversity Training course gentlemen! The ladies on the Board of Directors have determined that this training will help open your....minds!"
"This afternoons session will be recorded and reviewed by the entire Board....and make no mistake....if you receive an unsatisfactory review you will repeat this course....over and over....until you convince us that you understand real diversity!"
"So lets begin shall we....if you would all please take your trousers down....."