When I Was A Girl

When I was a girl the boys used to whine that I couldn't leave them like this...that it hurt so bad if they didn't get some relief!!!! As a good girlfriend I used to "help" them with my hand or sometimes my mouth and they were always so grateful....but not grateful enough to take care of me!!!!
I can't believe that I married a Sissy who takes care of my needs with his hands or his mouth or his sweet little sissy pussy....and makes sure I'm completely satisfied!!! I love men but my Sissy is really the best lover I've ever had!!!! I can't believe I married a Sissy but I am so happy that I did!!!!

Incentive

These new voting booths offered a wonderful incentive to get people to turn out and vote!!! The line to vote stretched almost as long as the line of sissies volunteering to be poll pole workers!!!

Experienced Fluffers

Experienced Fluffers know that there's more ways than one to get a man nice and hard.....you could take him in your mouth and run the risk of him cumming too soon or you could give him a little show and make him eager to fuck without even touching him!!!!

Hi Honey

"Hi Honey.....the funniest thing happened today.....I needed a screwdriver and I went out to the garage to look in your big toolbox.....imagine my surprise when I found it was full of bras and panties and all sorts of other frilly things!!!!"
"I don't...."
"Then there were the other things....the books the magazines......I mean I was just amazed at some of the pictures....."
"But I can...."
"So I thought about it for a while....and I've reached a decision.....you can dress like a pretty girl as long as I can enjoy some big cocks....what do you think?"
"I think......I.....yes....are you sure?"
"My friend Tyrell is on his way here now....."
"Can I watch you fuck him?
"Only if you're dressed in something pretty....hurry now....he'll be here soon!"
"Yes Ma'am!"

 

Monday ManCandy

Have you ever had one of those mornings where you just can't get started.....I mean one of those mornings where you just can't even get out of bed? I know I have!!!!
That's why it's best to have a wife who understands that we all need a smooth creamy booster from time to time.....a protein injection that will give you the energy you need to get up and get going!!!!
ManCandy!!!! She knows you need it more than she does!!!!

Sunday is Game Day

There's really only one effective defense against an all-out blitz!!!! And I'm just the Sissy to do it!!!

Parking Ticket

"We're going to be holding you for 24 hours...."
"But it was only a parking ticket!!!!"
"Well next time maybe you'll remember not to be so nasty to the Enforcement Agent....actions have consequences....now I have to do a cavity search before I put you in the holding cell.....bend over and spread your cheeks please!"
"Is this really necessary? I mean it was just a parking ticket!!!"
"I said bend over and spread them.....I'm sure you understand what that means....I'm pretty sure you'll be hearing that quite a bit over the next 24 hours!!!"