"Well I can;t say I've ever seen anything like this in all my years of covering football!!!! But I'll have to say it's certainly changed this game!!!!"
"Yes Bill! Sissy Kaaren has developed a defensive line that has stopped this offense in it's tracks!!!!"
"I'll tell you what, it's the kind of game that makes me wish I was still playing! Brilliant strategy by the new coach! Sissy Kaaren is surely on her way to the Lombardi Trophy and the Hall of Fame!!!"
"What's the score Bill?"
"Who gives a shit Brian!!! I'm heading down to the Field!!!!"
"Let's go to commercial!!!"