I'm Sorry Sir

"I'm sorry Sir but your wife was very specific in her instructions! You have to try on every piece of lingerie before you bring it home! Would you like to take care of your little problem before we try on the panties or maybe you'd like me to take care of it for you?"
"Thank you George, if you don't mind...."
"Glad to be of service Sir! We'll just add that to your bill!!!!"