Need A Lift

Sissy couldn't help but stop for the handsome young hitchhiker! As she pulled over he trotted up to her window!
"Where you headed Sweetie?" Sissy asked as her eyes were looking longingly at the nice bulge in his tight jeans!
"I'm heading South to see my girlfriend! We haven't been together for months! You going my way?"
"Oh I'm sorry Sweetie I'm heading home and that's due East!"
"Oh....thanks anyway you're the first person that's stopped in an hour!"
"Really! I think I could help you get people to stop if you'd like!"
"That would be great but how would you....?"
"You just give them something to watch and people will stop and I know just the thing!!!!"