"I'm so glad you could finally come home. I've missed you so much!!!! Bill says he's been looking forward to meeting you too!!!!"
"Oh that would be Colonel Williams to you I guess! I've been fucking him since I broke up with Major Lombardi!"
"I'm glad you weren't lonely while I was gone..."
"I left out some pretty lingerie and a nice party dress for you to put on for your welcome home! You won't have to resume your maid duties until tomorrow when you've rested!"
"Thank you sweetheart it's good to be home!"