BabySitter

"Sissy we've been over this dozens of times! I want you under female supervision when I go out at night!"
"But she's a stranger!"
"Of course she's not Sissy I've known Claire for months and she's a lovely person! All your regular sitters are busy and she volunteered to do me the favor so you behave yourself!"
"But..."
"No but's about it Sissy, I know she's not experienced and she's a little naive but she's in charge tonight! She'll probably put you to bed and spend the night watching TV! As a matter of fact she's upstairs now changing...she's probably the flannel and fuzzy slippers type!"
"I guess you're right Sweerheart!"