I Was Sitting On The Train

I was sitting on the train and the two men were behind me, I didn't mean to eavesdrop but I couldn't help it.
"Yeah", said man number 1, " I got the complete physical...the company insurance insists on it."
"Did they give you the finger test?" Man number 2 said snickering!
"Oh yeah, it felt like he had his whole arm up my ass!!! Glad I only have to do that once a year!"
I tried to cover my laughter by coughing! Whole Arm!?!?!?! He should have been at our house last night!!! I got way more than a finger!!! And it was wonderful!!!!