"You four, Sissy Jo, Sissy Kaaren, Sissy Leeanne and Sissy Shawna have been charged with a staggering amount of crimes including public lewdness, public drunkenness, indecent exposure, sodomy and...bestiality? Miss Prosecutor what about that last charge?"
"Your Honor, the second one there, Sissy Kaaren, was being sodomized by the inflatable bull mascot of one of the fraternities while she was giving oral sex to two...."
"But no real animals then Miss Prosecutor?"
"No sir no real animals."
"Okay then that charge is dismissed, and as for the rest I think I'd like to interview these....young ladies...in my chambers...court is recessed until tomorrow!"
"But your Honor it's only 10AM!"
"Recessed Miss Prosecutor! I'll see you tomorrow!"