House Sitting

When our neighbors went on vacation I agreed to mind their house...water the plants and make sure everything was OK.
Oh my god she had so many pretty dresses and her shoes were to die for!!! I just had to try on a few!!!
When I got home my wife asked what had taken me so long....
"Sweetheart, they have an awful lot of plants to water!"
She shrugged and went back to her book as I thought over which of my neighbors pretty dresses I wanted to wear tomorrow!