New Lingerie

I watched her getting ready for her date tonight...he must be pretty special because the lingerie she was wearing was all brand new!!!
Usually we talk and laugh while she gets ready but this time she seemed a thousand miles away!!!!
"A penny for your thoughts Sweetheart.....you seem to be daydreaming!"
"Oh yes Sissy.....I was....do you like my new underwear?"
"Sweetheart  I love your new lingerie!!!!"
"Lingerie....underwear...it's all the same!!!!"
"Sweetie...the homeless bum on the corner wears underwear....a beautiful woman wears lingerie!!!"
"Well I guess you're right Sissy....but not completely....that homeless guy on the corner doesn't wear underwear...."
"And how on earth would you know that!?!?!?!?"
"How? He shows me every time I walk by, that's how!!!"
We both laughed....we were back to normal just like that!!!