Confession

"I have a confession to make Sister.....I'm not really a Catholic!"
"That's alright....to tell the truth I'm not really a nun!"
"And I'm married too!"
"Me too!!! In fact my wife taught me to suck cocks!"
"Your wife?"
"Oh yes I forgot to mention...I'm not really a woman either!"
"Not a woman!!!!"
"Shhh, now just relax and let me finish!!!"