I'm Showing Everybody

"Hey would you like to see my tits? My wife got them for me! Aren't they beautiful?"
"Yes those are beauties alright but I don't think we've met! I'm not complaining but why are you showing them yo me?"
"Showing them to you!!! I'm showing them to everybody!...Excuse me...Hey you over there...yes you...How would you like to see my tits?"