Tuesday, June 3, 2014

I Have To Watch The Calories

I have to watch the calories because every extra ounce goes to my ass! So I guess I'll have a "Cock Light",,,,maybe I should make that a "Cock Zero"....no I already have one of those! Well call me a slut but who could resist the "100 Plus Asst"!!!

1 comment:

  1. Darling Kaaren, Apparently semen has about 5 to 7 calories a 'shot' so thats about 3 to 4 hundred loads a day to get by. ... Now I don't mean you to take that as a challenge dear!
    Tee hee