Young Billy Was Not Happy

"You look so pretty in your dress Billy....you look like you could be my big sister!!!"
"Yes...ummm...thank you I guess..."
"Are you wearing pretty frilly panties too? Mummy always has me wear pretty frilly panties!"
"Ummmm yes...I am!"
"Why don't we take a walk Billy...the boys around the corner will give you a nickel if you show them your frilly panties!"
"Oh I don't think..."
From behind him Billy heard his Auntie....
"That sounds delightful Billy...why don't you and Tommy go for a walk and whoever brings back the most nickels will get a pretty new dress!!!"