"Oh my god Kaaren! How did you get here!?!?!?"
"You see Leeanne, your wife advertised for a cleaning lady and I applied!"
"Well all the other applicants apparently wanted to be paid...I was the only one that offered to pay her for the privilege!"
"I think I should start cleaning right here...this might take me some time...I haven't got any cleaning equipment...so I guess I'll just have to use my mouth....please make yourself comfortable, I do a very thorough cleaning!"