"You see Leeanne, your wife advertised for a cleaning lady and I applied!"
"But how....."
"Well all the other applicants apparently wanted to be paid...I was the only one that offered to pay her for the privilege!"
"But Kaaren...."
"I think I should start cleaning right here...this might take me some time...I haven't got any cleaning equipment...so I guess I'll just have to use my mouth....please make yourself comfortable, I do a very thorough cleaning!"
"Oooooh Kaaren!"
"Mmmmmm Leeanne!"
Mmmm. Such an excellent job Kaaren! I'll be certain to give you a positive review to my wife!
ReplyDeleteyour lovely uniform is worth positive points by itself. However, your performance, well that is normally great.....
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