Kaaren Are You In The Kitchen?

"Kaaren are you in the kitchen sweetie?" my wife called from the living room.
"Yes honey, is there something I can get you? I was just getting dinner started.."
"Do you have anything hot or heavy in your hands right now?"
What an odd question, I thought.
"No dear I was just going to start grating some cheese, why do you ask?"
"Good I didn't want you to drop anything..." she called back.
The remote controlled plug began vibrating inside me at full speed sending me instantly into ecstasy!