When I Was A Girl

You know what Sissy? When I was a little girl I used to dream of the man I'd marry some day. I knew I wanted a gentle, caring man who would put me above all others in his life. A man that would give up everything just to be mine. And Sissy you are all that and more and I love you more than you know...but I never ever dreamed that my husband would ever ask me if his ass looks fat in that dress!