"I think these are perfect on you! If you don't mind my saying so, they match your outfit beautifully!"
"How much are they?"
"I have absolutely no idea!!!"
"You do work here....don't you?"
"No, I just came in here to get a pair of brown loafers..."
"Then why are you down there on your knees helping me try on shoes?"
"Because it's where I belong!"
"Oh.....I think you and I are going to become very good friends!!!"