"Listen Kaaren I have good news and bad news....which do you want first?"
"Give me the bad news....."
"Well there's only two bagpipers left after these guys!!!"
"Only two....oh no!!!! What's the good news?"
"Well the good news is it was a Bagpipe and Drum band and there are lots of drummers!!!"
"Bring me a couple of pints of Guinness and bring them on!!!!