I Don't Know

"I don't know Sissy....they said it was the most aerodynamic paddle available...bit I'm still not sure if it's the one for me....what do you think Sissy?"
"It feels just like the old one Ma'am!"
"Yes, I don't really feel the difference either.....let me try another twenty five and we'll see how it feels then....are you ready Sissy?"
"Yes Ma'am!"
"Count them off Sissy!"
"Ohhh that's one.....ohhhh two.....owwww three...."