So You Said

"So you said you were buying this for your....girlfriend?"
"Yes!"
"And you said she was just about your size.....is that right?"
"Yes....but...."
"Well then we only want to make sure you get the right size....for your girlfriend...how about this one....how does it feel?"
"Could we do this in the changing room....please?"
"Oh no....I'm sorry but that's only for women....I think this is the bra for you.....but I'm sure your....girlfriend...would prefer it in pink....don't you think?"
"Yes....she.....likes pink!"
"Alright then....get those trousers down and we'll start trying on the matching panties!"
"Yes....she's.....going to love this!!!"