"Why that's old Sir Ronald himself....he loved the hunt!!!! And that's his son Viscount Henry....marching off to the war!!!!! And that's Lord Admiral Thomas himself....A master of the sea as well as the builder of this estate!!!! And here we have his son Lord Henry, a brilliant businessman who quintupled the families already substantial fortune leaving the future generations of the family with the security that they would never have to work a day in their lives!!!!"
"And who's that in that last portrait??"
"That's the current Lord of the manner, his preferred title is Sissy Maid Stephen! You'll all have an opportunity to meet him at the end of our tour where he will be signing autographs and sucking various penises..."