"Okay Leeanne I think I understand now...It's a horse race around this big track....Kentucky blue grass isn't really blue....there's a two million dollar purse that the winner gets...I'd love to see a purse that's worth two million bucks...we get to wear these beautiful dresses and hats only for the race...but I still don't understand one thing."
"What's that Kaaren?"
"Where's this derby they keep talking about? I don't see a derby anywhere?"
"Never mind that derby Kaaren, let's have a couple of mint juleps and go back to the hotel, get out of these dresses and into that lovely big tub!"
"Now that's something I understand!"