It's Sunday Sissy

I know you're not really interested in sports, except maybe to see the cute men in their tight pants, but Sunday is game day.
I invited all the men from the pub and I set up special seating downstairs. I'm sure you'll appreciate all the trouble I've gone too so you can do a little male bonding. I even put down a soft mat so your cute knees won't get tired, I think you'll be spending quite some time on them!