Audited!!!

When the IRS agent came to our door she said she had a few questions regarding last years tax return. We invited her in and asked her what she needed. She checked her book and told us that she needed to see a couple of receipts regarding my wife's business trips.
My wife told her to make herself comfortable and she would go look for the paperwork.
She smiled at me and commented on what a nice home we have, I offered to show her the house and she said that would be nice.
10 minutes later my wife found us and she stopped in the doorway shocked.
Ms Harrigan smiled at her and said "You said to make myself comfortable so I did!"
My wife smiled and said "Enjoy yourself, my sweet sissy is very, very good at that."
She put aside the receipts and slipped her hand up her skirt and settled in to watch!