Not Really

"Oh my god! She said you were her husband but I didn't believe....you really are a man!!!!"
"Not much of one....Why don't you take your pants off and get comfortable! I'll be more than happy to keep you entertained until she's ready!"
"What do you mean....entertained?"
"Well I have some fun ideas but if you can think of anything you'd like just let me know!"
As he opened his pants he smiled?
"I'm glad to meet you Sissy"