"Hi you must be Kaaren. I was just...."
"Yes. I know! Your Mistress left you here and my wife said you could sleep with me in my little bed where we'll have to squeeze in together and end up rubbing and grinding and licking and sucking all night long!!!"
"Actually I was going to ask if I could borrow a hair ribbon but I like your idea way better!!!"
"You know...it does sound pretty good doesn't it!!!"