"Tell me Prissy, how many times has Lord Mountbatten pinched your bottom?"
"I don't know Miss, must be hundreds of times!"
"Well we'll say five hundred, would you agree to that?"
"Oh yes Ma'am!"
"Well give him ten at a time then and until he has paid you the full five hundred he is your personal servant!"
"You mean I can..."
"Prissy, he's yours to do with as you will! But I want to watch the caning!!!!"