"Okay...just explain it one more time!"
"Alright Sissy.....I'm the goalie....when I kick the ball you have to catch it and run around the bases and when you reach the net you have to make me cum in under two minutes, that's what they call the two minute warning....and remember....you have to keep my balls in motion and you can't use your hands!!!!"
"And what if I don't make it in two minutes?"
"Oh yes...well you give me the ball and I kick off again....."
"Okay I think I've got it....I can't believe how much you know about sports!!!"