"We're going to be holding you for 24 hours...."
"But it was only a parking ticket!!!!"
"Well next time maybe you'll remember not to be so nasty to the Enforcement Agent....actions have consequences....now I have to do a cavity search before I put you in the holding cell.....bend over and spread your cheeks please!"
"Is this really necessary? I mean it was just a parking ticket!!!"
"I said bend over and spread them.....I'm sure you understand what that means....I'm pretty sure you'll be hearing that quite a bit over the next 24 hours!!!"