"I'm sorry Kaaren but I warned you about all that rich food and all those drinks at the holiday parties!!!"
"But I didn't think..."
:"Too late now Kaaren, we have to go! I think it actually looks kind of cute!"
"But they'll see my panties!!!"
"Kaaren....honestly....you're wearing a dress, hose and heels! I think everyone really expects that you'll be wearing panties! And this way they don't have to peek up your skirt to find out!"
"Well if you put it that way...."
"Get in the car Sissy....we'll talk about a diet later!!!!"