Ladies Room

I had been gone for only a few minutes.....I had to pee but there was a line.....I looked longingly at the Men's but I knew that I couldn't go in there....that would only lead to trouble!!!!
When I came back to our table she introduced me to Bertrand! He was from Haiti! And he had become very friendly in my absence!!! He seemed nice!!!
When she invited him home with us she took a moment and whispered in my ear....
"At least 9 inches Sissy....maybe more....."
I couldn't wait to find out!!!!!