How

"How did you evade the Secret Service Sissy?"
"Wasn't that hard really, neither was he..."
"Was this some kind of conspiracy?"
"Not really, you know I have a thing for big black cocks!"
"And was it what you hoped for Sissy?"
"Well...let's put it this way...I think I found the part of him that's half white!"
"You mean..."
"There's a reason Michelle looks so unhappy all the time!!!"