"Hello Police?"
"Yes Ma'am, what's your emergency?"
"Well....when I came home from work I found a man going through my panty drawer!"
"Yes Ma'am...and is the intruder still in the house?"
"Oh yes....he's on his knees between my legs right now....."
"Excuse me Ma'am....did you say...."
"Yes I did.....and he's pretty good at it too....I've already cum once and I'm well on my way to a second one!!!!"
"I'm not sure I understand Ma'am....do you need assistance?"
"No....forget about it....I think I'll keep him...."
The delights of community service!
ReplyDelete