Maybe....Maybe Not

I didn't think he was the real Santa....I mean his suit didn't seem quite "Santa" enough if you know what I mean...
He had a belly....but it didn't shake like jelly...it was more like Budweiser...
And the beard....well I was pretty sure it wasn't real either....
And he didn't come down the chimney either....but that was OK.....that's not where I wanted him to come anyway!!!!