"He'll be here in a few minutes Sissy...what's the problem?"
"It's all these little buttons Sweetheart...."
I mean what do the people who design women's clothes think.....26 buttons!!!! Surely not every woman has a sissy to button her up!!!! And even worse I'll bet he has it off of her way faster than I got it on her....
Oh well, if I play my cards right maybe....just maybe...she'd let me wear it this weekend!!!