Not So Fantastic

"So you mean to tell me that you can stretch every part of your body to amazing sizes but this is the best you can do with this?!?!?"
"I'm sorry Sue....I..."
"Well when you named yourself Mr.Fantastic I thought you would be....you know....fantastic!!!"
"But I can do so many things Sue...."
"What about your tongue,,,,does that stretch at all?"
"Well no but I can wrap around you and restrain you if you're into that....."
"Sorry Reed, but I think maybe I made a mistake with you.....I'm going to look up Namor.....he really looked hot in that Speedo.....
"But Sue!!!!"
"Look when you said we were the Fantastic Four I didn't know you were talking about your four inches...."