When she told me she had invited another woman over for a threesome I was ecstatic!!!
I envisioned it as an oral sex extravaganza between a sissy and two hot babes!!! I mean...it really was the only way that I could imagine myself satisfying two women!!!"
My wife, of course, had found another way!!!!
Saturday, March 31, 2018
Fluffing
You know if you're a good fluffer it almost always guarantees that he'll ask your wife for another date!!!! It just works out that way....I don't know why!!!
Friday, March 30, 2018
Nice
Fresh from the shower and wearing her sexy cottons she asked me for a massage....
I started at her shoulders and she kept urging me lower until I was massaging her beautiful bottom!!!!
I loved doing this and I could tell she was enjoying it too from the murmurs of "that's so nice..." and "just there..."!
After a few minutes she turned to look at me.....
"That's nice Sissy, now pull them down and get your tongue in there....deep in there....you know what I like!!!!!"
Thank god!!!! I don't think I could have waited much longer!!!!
I started at her shoulders and she kept urging me lower until I was massaging her beautiful bottom!!!!
I loved doing this and I could tell she was enjoying it too from the murmurs of "that's so nice..." and "just there..."!
After a few minutes she turned to look at me.....
"That's nice Sissy, now pull them down and get your tongue in there....deep in there....you know what I like!!!!!"
Thank god!!!! I don't think I could have waited much longer!!!!
The Sissy Challenge
"The moment your lips touch each others I'll release you both from chastity for five full minutes!!!!"
MMMMppphhh!"
"That's the spirit gurls!!!!! Go for it!!!!!"
MMMMppphhh!"
"That's the spirit gurls!!!!! Go for it!!!!!"
Thursday, March 29, 2018
Dinner
She needed me when she came home from work.....she'd had a really bad day and she was super-stressed out....
I had spent much of the afternoon preparing a lovely dinner for her.....but that would have to wait.....
"But Sweetheart.....the dinner will burn....it'll be ruined!!!!"
"We'll order Chinese later.....get busy Sissy!!!!"
I had spent much of the afternoon preparing a lovely dinner for her.....but that would have to wait.....
"But Sweetheart.....the dinner will burn....it'll be ruined!!!!"
"We'll order Chinese later.....get busy Sissy!!!!"
Young Billy Was Not Happy
"Really Billy!!!! I'm surprised at you!!!! Your classmate comes by for a nice visit and you try to run and hide!!!! Apologize to her right now!!!!"
"I'm....owwwww.....I'm sorry....owwww!!!!"
"So what do you say Linda.....is that good enough for you or do you think maybe you'd like to warm up his bottom a little more!!!!
"I think I'd like to correct him myself if you don't mind Ma'am...."
"Of course I don't mind....in fact I encourage it and you should tell all the girls in school to "correct" him as needed with my blessing!"
"Oh I will Ma'am.....now Billy come here and get over my knees"
"Yes Linda...."
"That's Miss Linda to you!!!!"
"Yes Miss Linda....."
"I'm....owwwww.....I'm sorry....owwww!!!!"
"So what do you say Linda.....is that good enough for you or do you think maybe you'd like to warm up his bottom a little more!!!!
"I think I'd like to correct him myself if you don't mind Ma'am...."
"Of course I don't mind....in fact I encourage it and you should tell all the girls in school to "correct" him as needed with my blessing!"
"Oh I will Ma'am.....now Billy come here and get over my knees"
"Yes Linda...."
"That's Miss Linda to you!!!!"
"Yes Miss Linda....."
Wednesday, March 28, 2018
Dinner and a Show
Alright let me say this first....it doesn't really hurt.....but it definitely gets your attention....so when my mind wanders she can remind me of my duties...she was reluctant at first but after my assurances she grew to enjoy it!!!!
Tuesday, March 27, 2018
Confused
"No Sweetie you're just confused....it's incest if you fuck your sister and that would be wrong....but if your sister fucks you....why that's the most natural thing in the world, she's just asserting her natural female dominance....and from the look in her eyes I'd suggest you get used to it!!!!"
Monday, March 26, 2018
I Remember
I remember the first time she wrapped my little clit in the lacy edge of the slip I was wearing.....she just smiled for a bit as I squirmed....
Finally she looked up at me....
"It just looks so adorable like that!!!!"
And she laughed....but it wasn't a mean laugh....she wasn't ridiculing me....she really did think it was adorable.....
I had thought that maybe she was the one.....then I knew that she was the woman I wanted to spend the rest of my life with!!!!
Finally she looked up at me....
"It just looks so adorable like that!!!!"
And she laughed....but it wasn't a mean laugh....she wasn't ridiculing me....she really did think it was adorable.....
I had thought that maybe she was the one.....then I knew that she was the woman I wanted to spend the rest of my life with!!!!
Monday ManCandy
Every Monday she prayed for two things.....the energy to go on and a sign that she was on the right path....and she got both answers in a tasty mouthful of creamy goodness that gave her the energy and proved to her that she had chosen the right path!!!!
ManCandy!!!! It can restore your faith and fill your tummy at the same time!!!!
ManCandy!!!! It can restore your faith and fill your tummy at the same time!!!!
Sunday, March 25, 2018
Sissy School - A Weekend Visit Home
"It appears the school was right Sissy....they said you had a huge backup....I'm so glad they sent this equipment so we could help you relieve that.....as soon as you're done dripping I'm going to call the pink bus to come get you.....now that you've been drained you should be much more attentive in class!!!!"
Beauty and the Beast
"So if he falls in love with me the curse will be broken?"
"That's right!", said the clock....
"Absolutely!", said the candelabra....
"But I'm not even a real girl for heavens sake why did you bring me here!!!!"
"Well we know you like to be a pretty girl", said the clock....
"Beautiful!!!!, said the candelabra....
Yes I love to dress as a girl but that's surely not enough to make the Beast fall in love...."
"But you have other talents!", said the clock
"Exquisite!!!!", said the candelabra....
"I don't know what you mean....how could I break this evil enchantment?"
"Okay that's enough....you're the blowjob queen of the village....we all know it so just get him in a room and get down on your goddamned knees and suck his cock until he falls in love with you....", said the clock....
"Or we'll serve you to him for dinner!", said the candelabra....
"Well if you put it that way....I guess I'd rather suck his cock than be eaten!!!"
"I wish my wife felt that way!", said the clock....
"I wish your wife felt that way too!". said the candelabra....
"That's right!", said the clock....
"Absolutely!", said the candelabra....
"But I'm not even a real girl for heavens sake why did you bring me here!!!!"
"Well we know you like to be a pretty girl", said the clock....
"Beautiful!!!!, said the candelabra....
Yes I love to dress as a girl but that's surely not enough to make the Beast fall in love...."
"But you have other talents!", said the clock
"Exquisite!!!!", said the candelabra....
"I don't know what you mean....how could I break this evil enchantment?"
"Okay that's enough....you're the blowjob queen of the village....we all know it so just get him in a room and get down on your goddamned knees and suck his cock until he falls in love with you....", said the clock....
"Or we'll serve you to him for dinner!", said the candelabra....
"Well if you put it that way....I guess I'd rather suck his cock than be eaten!!!"
"I wish my wife felt that way!", said the clock....
"I wish your wife felt that way too!". said the candelabra....
Saturday, March 24, 2018
After the Wedding
"You go on up to the room Sweetie.....I think I left the key to your chastity in one of my suitcases....see if you can find it...."
"But what about you Darling...I'll be so lonely without my new bride!!!"
"I'll be along in a little while....there's still a few people I want to thank for coming!!!"
"But what about you Darling...I'll be so lonely without my new bride!!!"
"I'll be along in a little while....there's still a few people I want to thank for coming!!!"
Yes Sir
"Yes Sir....please follow me....my wife is waiting for you...."
Even though their guest spent the rest of the night fucking his wife, Sissy only thought about those few glorious minutes he had him in his mouth....the taste of him lingered all night long!!!!
Even though their guest spent the rest of the night fucking his wife, Sissy only thought about those few glorious minutes he had him in his mouth....the taste of him lingered all night long!!!!
Friday, March 23, 2018
Embarrassed
"Really....you should be ashamed coming in here like this!!!! Doctor gets so embarrassed when you show up in panties and stockings,,,,"
"I'm sorry but my wife....."
"You know Doctor only cares about your health....he tries not to notice what a pervert you are....."
"It's not me it's my wife that..."
"And yet here you are time and time again showing up looking like this....why it would serve you right if Doctor came in here right now and fucked you like the sissy tramp you are!!!!"
"Please....it's not me...it's my wife that....."
"You know what....I think I'll give you a choice.....would you rather I spank you some more or would you rather Doctor came in here and fucked you like a Sissy whore?"
There was a moment of dead quiet....
"Can I have both please?"
"I'm sorry but my wife....."
"You know Doctor only cares about your health....he tries not to notice what a pervert you are....."
"It's not me it's my wife that..."
"And yet here you are time and time again showing up looking like this....why it would serve you right if Doctor came in here right now and fucked you like the sissy tramp you are!!!!"
"Please....it's not me...it's my wife that....."
"You know what....I think I'll give you a choice.....would you rather I spank you some more or would you rather Doctor came in here and fucked you like a Sissy whore?"
There was a moment of dead quiet....
"Can I have both please?"
Princess
Princess Marcie-Sophia Renee
Loved to do nothing all day
She fucked her own bum
Till she made herself cum
Then licked all the sweet cream away
Loved to do nothing all day
She fucked her own bum
Till she made herself cum
Then licked all the sweet cream away
Thursday, March 22, 2018
Fans
"What are you all looking at?"
"it's the latest post from Sissy Kaaren!"
"Oh great!!!! Let me see!!!!"
"it's the latest post from Sissy Kaaren!"
"Oh great!!!! Let me see!!!!"
Just Us
As I listened to the sounds of their fucking coming from our her bedroom I looked up into his big brown eyes.....he never judged me, never scolded me, never refused me...
"Well Teddy, I guess it's just me and you again tonight!!!!!
"Well Teddy, I guess it's just me and you again tonight!!!!!
Wednesday, March 21, 2018
What's This Sissy?
"it's not what you think Ma'am....I was just waiting for a stall to become available....I know these are only for men with real cocks to use!!!!"
"I don't know Sissy, I think I'd better start taking you into the ladies room with me again..."
"But Sweetheart it's so humiliating for all the ladies to watch me pull down my panties and pee like a girl...."
"Yes it is isn't it......and that's why you like it so much....isn't it?"
She knows me so well.....
"Yes Ma'am!!!"
"I don't know Sissy, I think I'd better start taking you into the ladies room with me again..."
"But Sweetheart it's so humiliating for all the ladies to watch me pull down my panties and pee like a girl...."
"Yes it is isn't it......and that's why you like it so much....isn't it?"
She knows me so well.....
"Yes Ma'am!!!"
Tuesday, March 20, 2018
First
As she led her date upstairs she laughed....
"C'mon....I want your big cock inside me!!!!"
"But what about your husband?"
"Well he probably wants your big cock too, but I want it first!!!!"
"C'mon....I want your big cock inside me!!!!"
"But what about your husband?"
"Well he probably wants your big cock too, but I want it first!!!!"
That's It Sissy
"That's it Sissy.....give it a little wiggle you still have a little more to go!!!"
"But I'm so full....he's so big...."
"Then you'll barely notice another inch or so....go on Sissy get it all!!!"
"Yes Ma'am!!!"
"But I'm so full....he's so big...."
"Then you'll barely notice another inch or so....go on Sissy get it all!!!"
"Yes Ma'am!!!"
Monday, March 19, 2018
Just A few More Items
"There's just a few more items to go over in this pre-nup agreement....."
"Alright!"
"You will be in chastity with release entirely at her discretion!"
"Agreed...."
You must provide her with orgasms on demand using fingers, tongue and/or sex toys!"
"Agreed...."
She will be in complete control of the marriage, all decisions will be made by her!"
"Agreed...."
"She may take a lover or lovers, as she desires.....you may not!"
"Agreed...."
"You will serve as her maid at all times unless she specifically tells you otherwise!"
"Agreed...."
"She may offer your body including any orifices to any of her lovers to use as they please, in whatever way they wish!"
"Agreed...."
"She may employ corporal punishment in any way she sees fit at any time she chooses for any reason she desires!"
"Agreed...."
"You know Sissy....I'm tempted to marry you myself...."
"Alright!"
"You will be in chastity with release entirely at her discretion!"
"Agreed...."
You must provide her with orgasms on demand using fingers, tongue and/or sex toys!"
"Agreed...."
She will be in complete control of the marriage, all decisions will be made by her!"
"Agreed...."
"She may take a lover or lovers, as she desires.....you may not!"
"Agreed...."
"You will serve as her maid at all times unless she specifically tells you otherwise!"
"Agreed...."
"She may offer your body including any orifices to any of her lovers to use as they please, in whatever way they wish!"
"Agreed...."
"She may employ corporal punishment in any way she sees fit at any time she chooses for any reason she desires!"
"Agreed...."
"You know Sissy....I'm tempted to marry you myself...."
Momday ManCandy
There are some really picky consumers out there these days....everything has to be organic and locally sourced and all that....so when it comes to breakfast it just has to be fresh squeezed....all the vitamins and protein are there to see you through your day!!!
ManCandy!!!! Always fresh from the source....natural and organic of course!!!
ManCandy!!!! Always fresh from the source....natural and organic of course!!!
Sunday, March 18, 2018
Sissy School - A Weekend Visit Home
"But she said we couldn't...."
"Your wife said you couldn't blow me and I couldn't fuck you but this is just us having a nice talk!"
"Well I guess it's alright...."
"Sure it is Sissy....now just wait a second until I get it out of my pants....ah OK now start again Sissy...."
"OK well my roommates name is Leeanne and she's a sissy just like me only she's so much prettier....and when I get back from my weekends at home she always meets me and kisses me, she presses her body against mine and we let our hands roam all over each other.....I always get a special tingle when she slips her hand under my little skirt and slides it up my thigh towards my little clitty....I love to feel her soft round bottom in my hands as our lips are pressed together, our tongues darting in and out of each others mouths...my nipples get so hard in my lacy bra and I can't wait for her to tickle them with her fingers and tongue and then I'll do the same for her....I love to hear the sweet little noises she makes as I slip a hand into her panties and slide it down to play with her little balls as her clit drips....."
"OK Sissy, that's enough.....please clean up that mess on the floor while I go wash up...your wife should be home soon!!"
"Yes Sir....I'm glad you liked hearing about my school!"
"I did, now clean up....the pink bus will be here to pick you up after dinner!!!"
"Your wife said you couldn't blow me and I couldn't fuck you but this is just us having a nice talk!"
"Well I guess it's alright...."
"Sure it is Sissy....now just wait a second until I get it out of my pants....ah OK now start again Sissy...."
"OK well my roommates name is Leeanne and she's a sissy just like me only she's so much prettier....and when I get back from my weekends at home she always meets me and kisses me, she presses her body against mine and we let our hands roam all over each other.....I always get a special tingle when she slips her hand under my little skirt and slides it up my thigh towards my little clitty....I love to feel her soft round bottom in my hands as our lips are pressed together, our tongues darting in and out of each others mouths...my nipples get so hard in my lacy bra and I can't wait for her to tickle them with her fingers and tongue and then I'll do the same for her....I love to hear the sweet little noises she makes as I slip a hand into her panties and slide it down to play with her little balls as her clit drips....."
"OK Sissy, that's enough.....please clean up that mess on the floor while I go wash up...your wife should be home soon!!"
"Yes Sir....I'm glad you liked hearing about my school!"
"I did, now clean up....the pink bus will be here to pick you up after dinner!!!"
Sunday Morning
I like to help her relax on Sunday morning....there'll be plenty of time later for brunch and newspapers....
Saturday, March 17, 2018
Happy St Patricks Day
Some kiss the Blarney Stone for luck....well you can kiss a rock if you like but not me....I look for the Irish good luck elsewhere and every kiss has always made me feel lucky!!!!
Sounds
I can't see what she's doing but from the sound of it she's enjoying this show very much....so am I....very much!!!!
Friday, March 16, 2018
TV Guide - American Pickers
"I'm telling you Mike I just don't think it's here!"
"C'mon Frankie....we have to check every inch if we're going to find that spellbook again!!!"
"I don't know why you're so upset?"
"Frankie, I'm married....my wife isn't thrilled with me sharing her clothes!!!"
"That's funny....Danielle loves sharing her clothes with me....in fact we've become closer than ever!!!"
"Yeah well maybe she should have told you that you have to wear panties with a short skirt!!!!
"Well I figured that this was the best way to get the best prices and I really am more horny like this!!!!"
"As if you could be more horny!!!! Hey look down there....could that be the book..."
"C'mon Frankie....we have to check every inch if we're going to find that spellbook again!!!"
"I don't know why you're so upset?"
"Frankie, I'm married....my wife isn't thrilled with me sharing her clothes!!!"
"That's funny....Danielle loves sharing her clothes with me....in fact we've become closer than ever!!!"
"Yeah well maybe she should have told you that you have to wear panties with a short skirt!!!!
"Well I figured that this was the best way to get the best prices and I really am more horny like this!!!!"
"As if you could be more horny!!!! Hey look down there....could that be the book..."
Thursday, March 15, 2018
The Real Show
I know he was enjoying my mouth but his eyes weren't on me....the real show was behind me as she undressed so slowly for him....I could feel his cock twitch with every button she opened!!!!
Failure
"I don't know Lucinda, he's a failure as a husband, he's a failure in his career, he's truly a failure in bed with that tiny little clit between his legs....I guess he's just a failure as a man....don't you agree?"
"Yes Ma'am he's entirely useless..."
"Well maybe....why don't you take over for me Lucinda....let's see if we can make a decent maid out of him....I'm placing him under your supervision....take him downtown and have him fitted for his lingerie and uniforms..."
"Right away Ma'am....it will be my pleasure to whip him into shape!!!"
"Thank you Lucinda...."
"No Ma'am....thank you!!!!"
"Yes Ma'am he's entirely useless..."
"Well maybe....why don't you take over for me Lucinda....let's see if we can make a decent maid out of him....I'm placing him under your supervision....take him downtown and have him fitted for his lingerie and uniforms..."
"Right away Ma'am....it will be my pleasure to whip him into shape!!!"
"Thank you Lucinda...."
"No Ma'am....thank you!!!!"
Wednesday, March 14, 2018
Tuesday, March 13, 2018
Dreamed
"So Sissy, is it all you've ever dreamed of?"
"Yes Mistress!!!!"
"And what about your wife Sissy?"
"She wouldn't understand Mistress!"
"That's not what she told me Sissy...."
"What....what do you mean...."
"I mean that she's going to be here in a few minutes and you're going to stay right where you are!!!"
"I can't...she doesn't know that I...."
"Oh you silly Sissy....I've sent her video of every session you've had with me and she's ready to take over.....she'll be in control of you from now on!!!!
"But....I...."
"What Sissy?"
"Thank you Mistress?"
"You're welcome Sissy...."
"Yes Mistress!!!!"
"And what about your wife Sissy?"
"She wouldn't understand Mistress!"
"That's not what she told me Sissy...."
"What....what do you mean...."
"I mean that she's going to be here in a few minutes and you're going to stay right where you are!!!"
"I can't...she doesn't know that I...."
"Oh you silly Sissy....I've sent her video of every session you've had with me and she's ready to take over.....she'll be in control of you from now on!!!!
"But....I...."
"What Sissy?"
"Thank you Mistress?"
"You're welcome Sissy...."
Again
Well that's it....I guess I'm going to have to lick her clean again....mornings here can be so hectic sometimes!!!!
Monday, March 12, 2018
Laundry's Done
You might think that doing laundry isn't so hard....
Separate whites and colors and toss them into the machine...
But there's a little more to it than that....
Most of her clothes are dry cleaned and all of her lingerie is hand washed and air dried!!!
So is mine....
So after it's all dry.....now I have to try to figure out which is hers and which is mine.....and which is hers that she won't miss if I wear it....that's one of the perks of being her laundress!!!!
Separate whites and colors and toss them into the machine...
But there's a little more to it than that....
Most of her clothes are dry cleaned and all of her lingerie is hand washed and air dried!!!
So is mine....
So after it's all dry.....now I have to try to figure out which is hers and which is mine.....and which is hers that she won't miss if I wear it....that's one of the perks of being her laundress!!!!
Monday ManCandy
You care enough about your appearance to endure braces for years, it's just as important to take care to get your proper nutrition....
A warm breakfast for a chilly morning with everything you need to get you going and nothing to get stuck in your braces!!!
ManCandy!!! Braces may fix your smile but it's ManCandy that makes you smile!!!!
A warm breakfast for a chilly morning with everything you need to get you going and nothing to get stuck in your braces!!!
ManCandy!!! Braces may fix your smile but it's ManCandy that makes you smile!!!!
Sunday, March 11, 2018
The Cuckolds Reward
Afterwards it 's quiet again.....and she slips into my sissy bedroom and crawls up over me and then I get my Sissy Cuckolds reward....The smile on her face as she looks down at me is wonderful too!!!!
Saturday, March 10, 2018
Test
What did you think when you first looked at this picture?
a) Those are some hot tits....I'd love to fuck her....
or
b) That's a really pretty bra....I wish I had one just like it....
I'm not even going to score this test.....all you sissies out there already know the score....
a) Those are some hot tits....I'd love to fuck her....
or
b) That's a really pretty bra....I wish I had one just like it....
I'm not even going to score this test.....all you sissies out there already know the score....
Your Thoughts
"I'm willing to be reasonable Sissy....I'm thinking about an indefinite length of time that would be entirely at my discretion.....what are your thoughts?
"Sweetheart I was thinking exactly the same thing...."
"Then we're agreed?"
Yes Ma'am!"
"Sweetheart I was thinking exactly the same thing...."
"Then we're agreed?"
Yes Ma'am!"
Friday, March 9, 2018
A Sissy Life
Way back when I used to try to act like a man it was a pretty drab and colorless life....do I wear the gray suit or the navy.....maybe the black one with the white shirt and blue tie....sigh....it was all so dull!!!!
That's why a Sissy Life is so much better.....everything is brighter and all the colors seem more vivid when you're leaving your lipstick om a nice hard cock!!!!
That's why a Sissy Life is so much better.....everything is brighter and all the colors seem more vivid when you're leaving your lipstick om a nice hard cock!!!!
TV Guide - Batman - The Lost Episodes
"But Catwoman....that's the Bat Signal....Gotham City needs me!!!!"
"Don't you worry about that anymore....you're my sissy bitch now....only I know what you need!!!!"
"Yes Ma'am!!!!"
"Don't you worry about that anymore....you're my sissy bitch now....only I know what you need!!!!"
"Yes Ma'am!!!!"
Thursday, March 8, 2018
Sissy School - A Pretty Good Thing
Sissy Leeanne and Sissy Kaaren had a pretty good thing going....until the headmaster found out about it!!!!!
A Cuckolds Life
As he fucked her on our her bed I don't think he even noticed the remote in her hand....and I'm not sure she knew she was pressing the button....as I was gasping at the sensations shooting through me they probably thought it was just from watching them...and a good part of it was but oh my god.....even with all the noise in the room couldn't she hear the buzzing!!!!!
Wednesday, March 7, 2018
When The Circus Came to Town
When the circus came to town...
And everyone came to see the show....
The children were thrilled by the lights....
The bearded lady, strong man and the dwarf
Were just a few of the sights....
Cotton Candy was dinner today...
Under the bright circus tents...
You could see almost anything ...
And all it cost was five cents!!!!
The leopard woman of Africa...
Looked like last years trapeze star...
But how could that be after we learn
That she's an orphan from Zanzibar!!!!
The side show was abuzz
With so many strange things to see....
The wolf boy raised in the wild...
The Siamese twins from Fiji!!!!
And then on the stage
The snake handler stood
Her python wrapping around her
Like every man wished he ciuld!!!"
And then the sword swallower
Showed what she could do
The men were amazed
And so angry too!!!
They turned to their wives
Their eyes filled with fire!!!!
If she can swallow that
Then you're just a liar!!!!
From that day on
It was always said
The women cursed the circus
Every time they gave head!!!!
And so it went on
From that day till now
When their husbands came home
The women knew how...
And they prayed as they swallowed
Even the biggest of men
That that circus would never
Come to town again!!!!
And everyone came to see the show....
The children were thrilled by the lights....
The bearded lady, strong man and the dwarf
Were just a few of the sights....
Cotton Candy was dinner today...
Under the bright circus tents...
You could see almost anything ...
And all it cost was five cents!!!!
The leopard woman of Africa...
Looked like last years trapeze star...
But how could that be after we learn
That she's an orphan from Zanzibar!!!!
The side show was abuzz
With so many strange things to see....
The wolf boy raised in the wild...
The Siamese twins from Fiji!!!!
And then on the stage
The snake handler stood
Her python wrapping around her
Like every man wished he ciuld!!!"
And then the sword swallower
Showed what she could do
The men were amazed
And so angry too!!!
They turned to their wives
Their eyes filled with fire!!!!
If she can swallow that
Then you're just a liar!!!!
From that day on
It was always said
The women cursed the circus
Every time they gave head!!!!
And so it went on
From that day till now
When their husbands came home
The women knew how...
And they prayed as they swallowed
Even the biggest of men
That that circus would never
Come to town again!!!!
Hump Day
Any second now you're going to feel the big push you need to get through the rest of the weeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkk!!!!
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