Comprehensive Immigration Reform

"Okay Priyanka, if you want to get ahead in America you have to learn what the American male expects from you!"
"That's just like back in India!"
"Yes but here it's the woman who controls the male!"
"That's just like back in India!"
"But here we make them bend over for us so that....."
"They understand their place in the relationship....just like back in India!"
"I don't see any problem for you in adapting to life here, here's your Green Card, welcome to the United States!"
"Thank you so much....now can I finish with him?"
"Absolutely....in fact I'll join you!!!"