Easy

Mornings used to be easy back when I was pretending to be a boy....now, half the time all I hear is my wife banging on the door and asking me if I'm going to be in here all day!!!!
She laughs when she does it....we have two more bathrooms....she tells me her father used to do that to her all the time....
Honestly, she knows I never ever lock the door....she just likes to do it for fun!!!