Sunday Brunch

"Please Sweetheart, don't make me serve your guests like this....I just couldn't bear the humiliation....please!!!!"
"Alright Sissy, if you feel so strongly about it....you go put that little thing in it's cage and then come back to me with the key!!!"
"Oh yes Ma'am....thank you Ma'am!!!!"
"Wait.....better bring me both keys....maybe I'll raffle one off to my friends...."
"Yes Ma'am!!!"