"Oh hello Honey I wasn't expecting you home so early!!!!"
"Obviously not.....what's all this....why are you dressed like this.....where did you get that underwear....I know that's not mine....you better start explaining!!!!"
He thought that maybe....just maybe, he could explain the clothes.....but he completely drew a blank on how to explain the naked man waiting in their bedroom!!!!
Hi honey, I brought home a great guy to visit you. How's that sound?
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DeleteThat would be about the best i can think of on the spur of the moment. Another might be tell her you were trying them on for size as a gift for her and getting the naked man out the window without being caught. Yours is much better.